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WHY DOESN'T THIS SURPRISE ANYONE -




A JOURNALIST'S GUIDE TO FIREARMS -




DEAR ANTI-GUN FOLKS: - Stand up for what you believe in and post this on your front door!


TAGS: gun control laws 2nd amendment
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by thatmfguy

BiteMeNow - February 22, 2014, 11:55 pm
Never happen. Their a$$hole motto is "Do as I say, not as I do.


CHICAGO - Very strict gun control laws, very high crime rate.




GREEN CARDS - We're the only country in the world where the enforcement of ANY immigration laws is considered racist.




DICTATORSHIP - A POLITICAL SYSTEM WHERE THE LEADER CAN MAKE THE LAWS AND THE LEADER CAN ALSO BREAK THEM




LIBERALZHEIMER'S- WHAT ELSE ARE THE DEMOCRATS LYING ABOUT? -




KEEP YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT -




GUN CONTROL LAWS - NEVER HURT ANYBODY




MENTAL HEALTH LAWS - Virginia Tech shooter Seung-Hui Cho, Gabby Gifford's shooter Jared Lee Loughner, and Aurora's James Holmes. See any patterns developing?




GUN LAWS WORK -




CHEAT TO WIN - Using a Pakistani Internet Protocol , a disposable credit card & fake address, “Osama bin Laden” has successfully donated to Obama’s re-election campaign TWICE!


TAGS: democrats break laws
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by WTFO

simplegenius - November 1, 2012, 3:08 pm
only problem was they used a California zip code and CA for the state, so they messed up the test...
simplegenius - November 1, 2012, 3:06 pm
yup this was a test to see if foreign donors could contribute to presidential election sites. Obama's failed and can illegally collect foreign donations.


Stupid liberals -


TAGS: legal immigration laws already exists
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 30, 2013, 11:55 pm
I was being facetious about the red meat since a recent study showed liberals who don't... oh never mind, you guys don't understand sarcasm either
Renza - June 27, 2013, 8:16 am
Clearly we're now a scientologist nation, some guy wrote it on the internet a few words go, so it must be true.
Curlyrocks - June 26, 2013, 9:54 pm
Umm well do deer and moose count as red meat, or is it that they lacked guns and a religious zealousness? And President John Tyler said the US was not a Christian nation in 1843. 40171
OTC - June 26, 2013, 9:49 pm
Sounds like the natives didn't have enough red meat in their diet, but aren't you glad obama said this is no longer a Christian nation, we should see an end to violence now.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 6:02 pm
Good ol religion, it really brings out the sadistic genocidal maniac in people.
Curlyrocks - June 26, 2013, 5:42 pm
I think on Thanksgiving the natives gave a bunch of food to the pilgrims who then proceeded to act like monsters and yes TERRORIZE the Native population. And it was the pilgrims belief in Christianity that gave them the idea they where superior to them.
OTC - June 26, 2013, 4:38 pm
So now the Pilgrims were terrorist? Didn't they invite the indians to feast at something we call today as Thanksgiving? I guess there were no tribes attacking other tribes before whitey came here either. All that bad behavior from the gun & God clingers
Renza - June 26, 2013, 1:09 pm
only if there was already an indigenous population, otherwise they were settlers. and I believe the laws broken are most commonly referred to today as genocide and biological warfare.
OTC - June 26, 2013, 12:25 pm
So which immigration laws were in place that the Pilgrims violated? Didn't 'native' Americans migrate across the frozen Bering Strait making them immigrants as well?
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 11:10 pm
And before any one else mentions it I'll point out the Native American debate can go either way, yes it's hypocritical to tell immigrants to go back where they came from and deny them the privileges our ancestors had. But man did Indians get fu*ked over.
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 11:07 pm
Oh is it, I don't remember the people of the Mayflower applying for any immigration status. I think they showed up and acted like a$$holes.


DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA - Strict gun control laws, high rate of gun related crime. Why aren't criminals following the law?!?




if criminals obeyed the laws -




MASS MURDERER LANZA - had a mental instability. Laws dictate he cannot have a gun. He had one illegally, thus proving that gun laws are not the logical answer.




COMMON SENSE - Talks about common sense laws Fails to realize criminals don't follow laws


TAGS: cuomo 2nd ammendment gun laws
Rating: 5/5

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arnnatz - January 17, 2013, 7:36 pm
That'll make 'em stop!
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2013, 4:47 pm
Then they'll be committing an criminal act, and be subject to arrest like any other criminal!


Bad Laws -




PROOF POSITIVE -




THE NEXT LAW TO BE PASSED -


TAGS: laws mary jane
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:13 pm
Oh, my God! You're right! I've never thought about it before.
Curlyrocks - July 9, 2013, 2:41 pm
Can you imagine how loud we would be if we weren't stoned and lazy.


53, 000 FL VOTERS - Eric Holder loves corruption




Obama calls for registration of all pressure cookers -




WHY HAVE LAWS? -




GREAT ART - WAS INSPIRED BY GUN CONTROL LAWS




YOU'RE SUED!!! - Don't picket him, or he'll sue..


TAGS: macy protest lawsuit
Rating: 3.6/5

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Renza - February 20, 2013, 8:26 pm
What else is he gonna do though? It's not like he can successfully run a business. Better him on TV giving us another tard to laugh at than running another business into the ground... or is it?
PapaFox - February 20, 2013, 3:25 pm
Chump is such a whiner. :-D


OHIO - Becomes the 25th state to join the lawsuits against forced Obamacare. Priceless!




OUTDATED LAWS FOR OUTDATED MINDS -


TAGS: sodomy laws
Rating: 1.8/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

PapaFox - April 11, 2013, 7:45 am
The all-too-human part of it -- any conservative politician who suggests getting rid of the law would likely suffer for it, even though the law is clearly unconstitutional. It's better to ignore it and hope nobody notices.
Renza - April 11, 2013, 7:36 am
The best part of these laws... how exactly do these politicians expect to have them enforced?
Rudedog - April 10, 2013, 10:56 pm
All aboard the sodomy train. A term that derives biblical repercussions but only illustrates god given properties.


silly peasants.... -




Liberals claimed that the next step wasn't polygamy. Now it begins. Polygamy, then beastiality, then ... -




Law and Order -




gun laws -




Democrat Dilemma -




gun laws -




gun nuts -


TAGS: gun grabbers bad laws denial
Rating: 5/5

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calron - December 5, 2015, 2:57 am
Note to self. Delete and retype last period after running spell check.


temper trumptum -




If Liberals Could Read... -




think about this- -




Indiana Boned -


TAGS: indiana freedom religion laws
Rating: 2/5

More politifakes by rebeccaolsen

rebeccaolsen - April 9, 2015, 11:25 am
Our government should not be allowed to legislate morality on religious grounds. I would be offended by a Muslim cake maker refusing to make a Christian wedding cake on the same grounds. Applies to all.
rebeccaolsen - April 9, 2015, 11:23 am
A business owner has a right to decline a request to bake and decorate a g.ay s.ex cake on the same grounds that a heteros.exual s.ex cake or a KKK cake is obscene. Patent obscenity and inappropriateness is being confused with personal morality
rebeccaolsen - April 9, 2015, 11:19 am
Citing religious beliefs as their justification for discrimination changes as quickly as a virus can mutate - from Jews to Blacks to g**s, take your pick hun.
rebeccaolsen - April 9, 2015, 11:15 am
WE never hear of conservative business owners wanting to refuse business to specific segments of the population based on other popular sins. They mostly pick popular political targets, like homo***uals. Many years ago it was blacks and Jews.
rebeccaolsen - April 9, 2015, 11:12 am
If Bill O'Reilly requested a baker make him a cake for a ceremony to renew his wedding vows, a Christian baker could say no on the same grounds,upset that O'Reilly is a adulterer after his recorded phone call - which exposed his violation of a commandment
rebeccaolsen - April 9, 2015, 11:09 am
Instead of Adam and Eve ordering a cake with a man and a women figurine,it's Adam and Steve ordering a cake with two men figurines. The stereotype is that these couples are requesting a cake that is inappropriate. However it is on moral grounds
rebeccaolsen - April 9, 2015, 11:04 am
These g** couples are not ordering graphic *** cakes of men fornicating in b******, leather and straps. I would support a conservative baker's right to turn this request. I'd support their wish to decline Charlie Sheen's request to make a h***er cake too
OTC - April 8, 2015, 4:50 pm
It's not service to g** people that's objectionable, its the g** wedding that some people object to
OTC - April 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
Nitpicky? You're the one that tied adultery to a bakery as if he had been given service for ordering an adultery cake. A florist had served a g** person several times, but only refused service when flowers were ordered for a g** wedding.
rebeccaolsen - April 8, 2015, 1:43 pm
***e recorded Quote from Adulterer O'Rly to girl:"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big b**bs and getting your n***les really hard,kinda kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your p**sy."
rebeccaolsen - April 8, 2015, 1:40 pm
P.S. http://falafelfactor.blogspot.com/ P.P.S. PWNed :)
rebeccaolsen - April 8, 2015, 1:40 pm
He did, ShoOTCer! :) Bill didn't order a cake, exactly.You're being nitpicky.It was a falafel, actually.He ordered one from a Fox producer named Andrea Mackris over the phone,and he only had to pay millions in an undisclosed harassment settlement for it!
OTC - April 8, 2015, 1:00 pm
I didn't know O'Reilly ordered an adultery cake, interesting
rebeccaolsen - April 8, 2015, 10:36 am
For the deniers: Married man O'Reilly settled out of court after his adulterous behavior with a Fox Producer on the phone: www.spike.com/video-clips/3omnr0/the-oreilly-***es Should bakers be forced to bake him a cake? Funny, they dont complain on this :)
rebeccaolsen - April 8, 2015, 10:27 am
Adultery is one of the ten commandments. Homo***uality didn't even make it into the Bible's Top Ten. And I've never heard the owner of a bakery wish out loud that they shouldn't have to make a cake for someone like Bill O'Reilly who cheated on his wife
rebeccaolsen - April 8, 2015, 9:42 am
Let me finish that sentence for you hun - the freedom of Religion to force your religion onto others. You're welcome :)
ipaprime - April 8, 2015, 8:51 am
Ever hear of Freedom of Religion ?


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